Top 10 Craziest WWE Wellness Policy Failures
Written by Wade Needham

#10 - Got Me A Jimmy Wang Yang Pipe!
Look at this man, does it appear he may have failed a wellness policy test? I doubt it, but INDEED he did just that in the Summer of 2008. Was it weed? Did he have a Crack Pipe? Was it some sort of steroid that made you strong, but yet didn't mess with your appearance? He's on the list because, well, a man of his size makes it shocking that he failed a drug test...

#9 - DH Smith Bites Off The Past
I don't care if you hate me for this, but this man's father's death stemmed from an addiction to medicine. So why follow in his foot steps and even attempt any sort of drug? DH Smith has been in the dog house since his bust, and rightfully so. You don't want to end up like your dad, and have this dog put to sleep do you? NO! Idiot...

#8 - Test, Test, This is a Test...
At first I didn't notice him on steroids when he returned, he just looked more lean. Then the 'roid acne started to show on his back, and it was obvious he was juicing it. Maybe Andrew Martin was just "testing" out a new gimmick? Fact still remains, this fucker violated the policy, it affected his performance in the ring, and he was fired shortly after a program with the ECW Champ.

#7 - RVD & Sabu Up In Smoke
Rob Van Dam has a huge following. Sure he's talented, has a good look, and can cut a mean promo when focused. He's been looking for that major push and win forever, and the moment he gets it he flushes it down the toilet. Days after his WWE and ECW title wins, RVD and Sabu were pulled over and caught with marijuana. WWE suspended RVD and stripped him of the titles.

#6 - 5 Time, 5 Time, 5 Time, 60 Days Off...
TNA doesn't have a wellness policy, so I'll just go there... That has to be what this 2 time violator of the WWE Policy was thinking. So he goes from GI Bro, to Harlem Heat, back to GI Bro then Booker T then King Booker, then to abuser. I don't care, this man is a great talent, but to go to TNA? Tell me he did not just inject himself! Can we at least see one last steroid-a-rooni? SUCKA!!

#5 - Chris Masters Swells Up Again
Chris Masters career reminds me of a brand new bicycle tire. You take it home and pump it up. Then you ride your bike and run over broken glass, which is our wellness policy, and immediately deflate. After a while on the shelf, somebody comes along and grabs the tire, patches it up and pumps it back up again to major proportions.

#4 - Mr. I Fuck Up...FUCK UP!
Here is a man who came in the company in late 2005, got over then injured himself. He returned that next Summer, was rebuilt and put back on top! Then was traded to RAW & fell again. He won Money in the Bank, was about to get back on top then injuries haunted him and he failed the wellness policy. Once he came back, he was trying to get back again then failed...AGAIN!

#3 - Recreational Money in the Bank
A twist of fate? More like a twist of fuck ups buddy! Here is a man who's face resides in the dictionary next to the term "Recreational Drugs". Jeff Hardy was being pushed like a mad man in late 2007 and early 2008. His push was slated for a nice Spring run with the WWE Championship after a Money in the Bank win. However he failed the test, was out for 60 days, and was forgotten.

#2 - Eddie Guerrero's Chinese Toothpaste
Now it is time for the hate mail to fly in. I'm not trying to use Eddie Guerrero's death as 100% joking, as it did spark some changes in how the company looked at the drug issues. Eddie's past caught up with him, plain & simple, and it was extremely sad. I put this as #2 because it woke up half of the people in the industry, as it was crazy and shocking to hear that Eddie had passed.

#1 - They Were Supposed to Tap!
Chris Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his 7 year old son, then hung himself in his gym.  The best thing that came out of this was the WWE become more strict on their wellness policy, and finally giving those who have not abused performance enhancements a reward with a push to the top of the company. For that, we thank you Chris!